Season One Epi Five Sparks Fly Out

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Season One Epi Five Sparks Fly Out

Post  Aslinn Dhan on Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:19 pm



Sookie and Bill come home to the strains of Tuven Throat Singing (Tuven? Bill? Really?) and they have a little spat over Bill's behavior with the cop. Bill tries to explain about Vampires and their relationship with Law Enforcement and she isn't hearing any of it once he admits silently he would have fed off that cop if he had been on his own. Sookie tells him to bug off and Bill takes off. But their little argument does not go unseen.



Tara goes to see Lafayette and bless him out for giving Jason V (Like giving Ho Hos to a Diabetic) and Lafayette has to admit it was dumb and Tara tells him about the priapism and the way it was treated (They had to drain his penis with a needle Lafayette!!!!) and Lafayette agrees to go and check on Jason.



Gran is on the phone listening to an irate member of the DGD and making eggs for Sookie (Hey there Gran, could you fry me up a couple of them cackle berries and throw on an extra sausage or two...). Gran listens to Sookie fume and fuss over Bill and how they don't have that much in common and Gran says there is a purpose for everything under heaven, even Vampires and coffee with too much milk.

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Post  Aslinn Dhan on Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:11 pm



Here we have Jason and Lafayette sorting it out. He demonstrates on a boudan sausage how the doc drained his johnson with a needle and Lafayette then quizzes him about what he told the doc. When he is assured Jason kept quiet, he then suggests Jason try it the "right way" and Lafayette then proceeds to show him how to do it the "right way".....So stupid...



Then, at Merlotte's, Sookie and Arlene talk about her night out at the Vampire club ( I heard there were a lot of trash and people from Arkansas there) And then Sam asks Sookie if she has a date for the DGD tonight...Sookie says no. Sam asks if she wants to go with...The customers watch and wait and Sookie agrees to go to the DGD with Sam...Show's over, go back to eating your lunch people...



Andy stops Sookie and asks about the love affair between Jason and Tara...Sookie has no clue but she spots her girl Tara and goes to see what the hell is going on...



So Sookie traps Tara in the ladies and asks her about it and Tara tells Sookie to stay out of her head and storms out but Sookie gets the gist of what Tara did and she goes back out and tells Andy it is just such a shame they feel that they have to hide it.



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Post  Aslinn Dhan on Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:25 pm



So here were are the Baptist Church...See this would never happen with Baptists I know, they would never let Bill through the doors...But there is Mrs. Fortenberry, having a fit when she calls over Hoyt....what do you think will happen if the Vampire sees a cross...do you want him to go up like fried bacon....Then there is Gran, greeting Arlene and Rene and her kids and welcoming them to the DGD and then there is Mayor Norris and he is worried about their safety. Gran says that Bill has more to fear of us than they have to fear of him...and of course Bill hears all that....and then Sookie and Sam appear and they are seated...and Bill hears that too...



Sookie and Sam spot Tara and ask if they could sit by her. She says, Sure, you can never have enough white people. And Jason is making his way up to the church and he is still tripping on V.



Three rednecks walk into a church...no, really...and then everyone gets settled and Gran introduces Lt. William Thomas Compton (did you know in the books, Bill's middle name was Erasmus...Really...) And he notices the flag is draped over the cross and he shocks everyone by sweeping it off and replacing it on the flag pole and settles to begin his talk....



Bill begins telling them a little about who he was with...He was with the Louisiana Regiment under Colonel Grey, and he begins telling about life in camp...They were starved and they had no real medical treatment...when the red necks hand over a garlic press and some garlic to see if the old tales were true...but Bill just gives them a sniff and goes on...

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Post  Aslinn Dhan on Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:57 pm



Bill is asked about the relative of one of Bon Temps elder citizens and Bill tells him how he knew the man and he was his best friend and they were pinned down and a sniper was taking shots at this boy to make him scream. Bill wanted to shoot him to get him out of his misery but his friend wouldn't let him and he ran out into the open and tried to save the boy and was shot and killed. Bill tells the audience the boy lived through the day and he survived the war. Of course, Jason, all blissed out on V sees himself in the story.



Then Mayor Norris comes down and hands Bill a picture of himself and his wife and two children and he gets pretty choked up about that and Sookie is all sad and touched by that.



Then Terry Bellefleur comes up and hugs Bill, not knowing Vampires don't really like being touched all that much and Bill though gives him a confident pat, one veterans to another.



Then Sookie and Sam come up and speak to Bill. Sookie tells Bill how he touched her with his story, but Sam is more interested in rubbing Bill's nose in the fact he brought Sookie to the DGD and Bill comes back with how Sookie works for him and all that. Sookie diffuses the situation by saying they were headed out to get coffee.



Jason and his buds, Renee and Hoyt are having beers after the DGD and Jason is still stoned on V and sees a lovely vision of Tara as beautiful grecian style maiden. He goes up to her and thanks her for standing by him and he makes some remark about how beautiful she is. She of course realizes Jason is high again on V. At first he tries to deny it and then he admits it and he says that doesn't mean that what he is feeling isn't real....

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Post  Aslinn Dhan on Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:41 pm



Well, isn't this sweet....Sam and Sookie are at the Crawdad Diner and they are sharing a piece of pie and they talk about where Sam is from and why he opened a bar...



Arlene comes back to the window and she has some bad news for Lafayette...the rednecks don't want to eat no AIDS burger and he strolls on out and confronts the red necks that if they didn't want the AIDS burger, they should have said "Hold the AIDS" and then lets them have it...all for the pleasure and the entertainment of Jason and his cronies....



Back at the Crawdad, Sam and Sookie get in a wee clinch and then Sookie stops him...It is happening so fast with Bill and her and her kissing him and all and Sam is mad because he asks her...You Kissed Him? What else did you do? That was so none of his business so Sookie calls a cab to go home....



There is Randy Sue in the corner, dancing and celebrating because her divorce is through and Hoyt comes up to make her acquaintance. She tells him this is her liberation day from the man who shot her car. Jason and Rene are laughing it up, saying it looks like Animal Planet, any time she is going to eat his head off. Hoyt comes back and Tara brings the beers and the Tru:Blood Hoyt wants to try...all steamy at 98.6 and she warns him there is no money back on that...Hoyt, so taken with Bill's story, wants to try out some Tru:Blood....It's not what he thought it would be...Then he raises the bottle in salute to Randy Sue who thinks Hoyt is a vamp and she turns a little cool toward him...

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Post  Aslinn Dhan on Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:47 pm



Bill comes home and low and behold the vampire lives in a haunted house and he sees the ghosts of his wife and children the way he remembered them...But he is interrupted in his reveries by the sheriff and Det. Bellefleur....



Bill invites them into the house and then offers them something to drink...Wonder where Bill found fresca? Anyhow, they begin to ask him about his whereabouts...Bill shows off his vocabulary...Where they exsanguinated? Huh? Drained of their Blood? Because...A fresh Corpse, full of Blood? Even Bill would not be able to resist.....



The two leave and Bill takes a moment to think about how he became vampire....

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Post  Aslinn Dhan on Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:08 pm



Bill is trying to get back to Bon Temps after the war but he is a little lost and he is hungry. He stops at a cabin where is helped by a kindly woman who tells him where he is and that he isn't far from home... She feeds him and tries to make a move on him but he is on his way back home and he doesn't want to mess around with her so he makes to leave when she does the most peculiar thing....



Bill wakes up and the woman is on top of him and he gets a look around the room and sees other men who have been trapped in this black widow's web and they look little used up and then she does another peculiar thing...she cuts her neck




And she feeds Bill her blood and promises that if he does this, he will see his wife and children again....



And she does take him back but then she makes Bill leave with her...



This was not a happy memory....

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Post  Aslinn Dhan on Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:13 pm



Back at Merlotte's, Tara is taking out the trash when she hears something...Lo and behold, it is Jason and he's sharing his feelings with Randi Sue...well Tara knows what to do with trash when she sees it and gives Jason and Randi Sue something to think about....



Sookie comes home from her date with Sam and finds Gran on the floor in a puddle of blood.....

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