Season One Epi Four Escape from Dragon House

Sookie is still screaming her head off when Jason appears and sees Dawn dead. Then the neighbor comes in.



Hoyt, his momma and Rene and Arlene are watching all the commotion.



Bud and Sookie chat and she hears that Jason is worried they will arrest him and Andy is talking to the neighbor lady who said she heard some yelling and gunshot....



They arrest Jason and Jason remembers he has V in his pocket and he drinks it right on down to get rid of the evidence.



Sam shows up and Sookie realizes Sam owns the rentals....



Bud and Andy are questioning Jason when he realizes he has a little problem



One of the side of effects of too much V is priapism...Yeah, Jase, you are no longer rumored to have an everlasting hard on...you really have one...



Meanwhile, Andy and Bud talk about the fact both women had been with Vampires and while Andy would like to pin it on a Vampire, Andy is really gung ho on Jason being the killer.....

Then Tara shows up with an alibi...She and Jason were together last night and they wanted to keep their relationship a secret because though Vampires are the new hot button topic, they know mixed race couples still get the evil eye....



Sookie goes home to tell Gran, but she already knows, and she says to Sookie that though she knows Jason could be up to a lot of things, she knows he would never murder anyone and she asks Sookie to listen try to find the one who murdered those girls and prove Jason innocent.



And Sookie does. The first person she listens to just wonders if Vampires are as good in the sack as she has read about in Cosmo. The guy thinks it is sick everyone just having to put up with everyone else but he will miss the way the cheeks of Dawn's butt used to pop out from the bottom of her shorts and the finger lickin' good patron thinks Jason is getting what he deserves and the last gal thinks fangbangers are like those women who write to serial killers in prison and Sookie is next.



Arlene is pissed that Dawn left them in a bind and Sookie defends her saying she didn't know she was gonna get murdered and Arlene says well, if she hadn't been hanging out in Vampire bars, she would not have gotten herself killed.



Sam and Tara get to speak to one another and Tara says Sam he has to not mention the fact they slept together last night because she gave Jason an alibi.



Meanwhile, Jason is trying to rub one out and all he's getting is a blister for his troubles....

Sookie is still listening in and she notices Hoyt is thinking about Dawn too, but he is thinking how pretty she was and how her voice sounded like angels and parakeets all in one and that makes Sookie feel a little better and she rewards the shy Hoyt with a smooch.



Jason walks into Merlotte's and Sookie tries to talk to her brother but he stops her...He has to see Lafayette because he has a real problemo only Lafayette can sort out. He finds him in the kitchen.



Jason explains that he drank the whole thing and now he has "gout of the dick" and Lafayette says there is no antidote to V boyfriend. Why doesn't he just go home and try rubbing one out.....



A Vampire walks into a bar...and this ain't no joke...and if there is ever a wrong time for a Vampire to walk into a bar, it's this one. But Bill has no idea what has happened while he has been sleeping. Arlene looks over to see if Sookie is going to wait on Bill and she is busy with customers.



Arlene goes up to Bill without a lot of grace and takes his order. He asks for an O Negative but Arlene says all they got is A Positive and Bill says that will be okay. She goes up to Tara and asks for the blood. She says...don't even bother warming it up, he can drink it cold. Sookie comes up and says, "Bill likes O...I will take it for you." she says, fine...he gives her the creeps....Sookie goes and gets Bill and takes him out to the parking lot.



Sam watches them go outside. Sookie tells Bill Dawn has been murdered and she found her. Bill asks how...Sookie schools him on human behavior and Bill says he is sorry. She then tells Bill Dawn was strangled and then tells him she went to a Vampire Bar in Shreveport and asks Bill to take her. He agrees he will take her to Fangtasia, which Sookie thinks is a pretty funny name for a Vampire bar.



Sookie then goes in to leave for the night and tell Sam where she is going. Sam is pretty upset about that because he thinks Sookie is hanging her neck out literally. He tells her all Vampires want to do is suck her blood....Sookie gets pretty mad about that and storms out.

Back at Merlotte's Jason is hiding in the freezer with a porterhouse on his New York Strip and Tara comes in. She teaches Jason a new word: Priapism, which happens when a vain-assed ex-jock uses too much V. He lowers the steak to show her his prime cut and Tara says he has to go to the hospital.



Here we are at Fangtasia, where Sookie meets Pam, who cards her. They make sure they don't serve minors, in any capacity...Sookie says it look like what Vampire Bar might look like at Disneyland.



They go to the bar and meet Long Shadow...(Isn't that a great name for a Native American Vampire?) and Sookie orders a gin and tonic and Bill has a blood and she shows Long Shadow pictures of Dawn and Maudette and he says they were here. Sookie asks if he noticed who they were hanging around with...He says no, and you won't either. But he mentions Dawn wanted to die...everyone who comes here wants to die...



That's when Sookie notices "blond, beautiful and bored" sprawled out in his throne. She asks Bill who he is. That's Eric, he's the oldest thing in this bar...Eric then effortlessly kicks a human admirer about twenty feet which triggers a reaction from the Vampire patrons and a leather clad Taryn comes up and claims him.....

Jason at the hospital with Tara and the doc asks him what he has been taking and he denies taking anything. There is only one thing we can do for you and that is to drain the blood out of your egg plant colored penis....Tara tries to leave but Jason stops her. She stands by him and the doctor counts down and Jason screams....



Sam and Arelene are closing down Merlotte's and Arlene asks Sam to see her out to her car.



Sookie is listening in but all anyone there is thinking about is sex...Bill tells her you don't need to be a telepath to figure that out. But then he says Uh oh...and Vampires are not supposed to say Uh oh and Bill tells her they are about to be summoned...Eric has scanned her twice...and there they are, giving Sookie the big hairy eyeball and with a lazy motion of his fingers...he summons them...Bill looks at Sookie as if to say....I told you so....

Sookie and Bill go up to Eric's throne and Eric meets Sookie..."Pleased to meet you," she says...."Well, aren't you sweet?" says Eric. "Not really..." and this gets her the stink eye from Bill. She shows Eric the pictures of Maudette and Dawn. He says that he had seen both girls...Maudette was beneath his attention...But Dawn...He has "tasted" which is Eric-Code for "I banged her brains out and then I bit her" Pam says she had seen both of them, but didn't hook up with either of them, they weren't her type.



Sookie and Bill are invited by Eric to sit by his throne and he makes some overtures that he sure would like to "taste" Sookie and Bill says "Sookeh is mine" and Eric is like...What a pity...and then he gives Sookie the once over. Sookie then says, "Eric, there is about to be a raid...that man you kicked is in the bathroom with Taryn and you are about to get into serious trouble." They take off and Eric promises...you will come again Miss Stackhouse.



Jason is sleeping like a baby after having his penis drained and Tara recalls the day when she was a little girl and she was running, terrified, away from her mom and Jason hides her away, even though she is pretty mad. Jason stood up to Tara's mom and told her to get away from the house or else he was going to call Sheriff Dearborn on her and he could guarantee there was no Capt. Morgan in jail....And Tara smiles at the memory....

Sookie asks Bill to pull over so she can have a moment of silence and he does. She relaxes a little bit and tells Bill she is sorry if she got him into trouble. He says, that was okay, Vampires are always in and out of trouble for one thing or another...Besides...if he is about to be in trouble, he would prefer to be in trouble with her...He leans in for a kiss.....



Uh Oh Bill...It's the Fuzz...What are you two doing out so late....Comin' home from a date....You been at that Vampire Bar? No officer.....Let me shine this light on your neck miss....Maybe you should shine it between her legs.....Bill!!! The blood flows more freely down there and you don't have to suck as hard...or so I have been told... That's a beautiful weapon..can I have it...Looks heavier than I imagined...Now, you just turn right around and leave us be...because I promise you, the next time you pull over a vampire, he won't be as polite...Have a nice night Officer.....and he looses it....Big time....



There is someone with rubber gloves on....unlocking a door...It's Sam and he is walking around in Dawn's house. He goes to the bed and sniffs the sheets and then gets all wrapped up in them...what the fuck is he doing?