Season One Epi Three Mine

So here is Sookie. She is at Bill's house despite the fact there are three strange Vampires. See, if I had been Sookie, I would have gone home and given Bill a call and told him...Hey Bill, I noticed you had company...give me a call when they leave so I can drop that stuff by to you....



There is Diane and Malcolm. They are putting on a real show for Sookie when Bill says: Let her in.



Bill is way in the back there and Jerry and Janella are on the couches. See..I am so not one of those creatures.



Diane and Liam get to sniff Sookie up a little and Bill has to choose the right moment to say something about it.



And then he says it...Sookeh is mine!!!!



So Malcolm and Diane sit down and Jerry the blood bag slithers up to Malcolm to offer him whatever he is offering...and then Malcolm offers Jerry to Bill....



And poor Bill is hungry, and he almost takes a swig when.....



Sookie says...No, don't, he has hep-d!!!

Sookie gets attacked by Jerry and Bill breaks his wrist....




But now the Vampires want to know how she knew such a thing and Bill reminds Sookie to be quiet but Diane...well she wants to make Sookie talk and Bill reminds her...Sookie is mine.



So they hightail it out of there and Sookie and Bill discuss Hep-D and nesting behavior and how some Vampires are mean and evil and others, like Bill are more in touch with their humanity. Sookie leaves and doesn't let Bill kiss her goodnight.



Meanwhile, Sam and Tara are at Merlotte's closing up and Tara tells Sam she don't want to go home because of her mother being a raging alcoholic.



And Dawn comes home and gets attacked....




But, it's only Jason....

So Sookie pulls up to her house and she is crying and real upset about everything that happened at Bill's house.



And there is Bill, waiting for her, being all sorry (remember that pose Bill, you will be doing it a lot in the seasons to come...) and Sookie tries to read his mind and gets impatient trying to figure out why she can't.



Bill kinda tries to explain it to her that she doesn't get into their heads because he doesn't emit brainwaves because he is dead and Sookie is like...how do you eat, how do you move around, and he says the thing that animates her is not exactly the same thing that animates him...He says: We all run on magic Sookie, my magic is just a little different, that's all.



And then he sort of insults her by saying she won't ever love a normal man....And she goes into the house.

Back at Sam's....



Tara makes Sam an offer he can't refuse.

Jason and Dawn were going pretty hot and heavy til he had some sort of flash of that bald headed Vampire in Maudette's video and he loses his joy stick and he asks Dawn about the Vampire she had a fang and bang from and she tells him he was good looking and had lots of hair and could really keep it up (wonder who that could be? Hummmmmm).....And when he gets pissy about it, she motivates him with her snub nose to get him out of him out of her house. Back at Bill's......



Bill is trying to catch up on his reading....Wonder what he is reading?



And then Sookie appears and startles him...Sookie, never sneak up on a Vampire.



And then she begins to spill her guts about being a virgin and how she thinks that Bill is the one she is supposed to be with but then she is kind of scared and then she tells him not bite her and he hushes he up and begins to kiss and undress her and other stuff and then....



It was all just a dream...sigh....



And Sookie is not the only with secret dreams....Sam barks in his sleep.....

Back at the Monroe Nest....The Vampires are grousing because of Jerry and Bill comes to visit....



Bill warns them they are not helping the mainstreaming cause.



We have no interest in dressing up and playing human....Bill says there are consequences to breaking the mainstreaming rules...and they say they are not afraid of her....and Bill tells them to behave themselves and leave Sookie alone...

Tara comes home and gets the hell slapped out of her by her drunk mom with the Bible in her hand and then she bashes her head with a whiskey bottle and Tara leaves.



Sookie is trying to work off some her worries with a little yard work. Gran brings her some lemonade and asks he what is wrong and Sookie says she is not sure she wants to see Bill anymore and her gran thinks it is because he has done something "untoward" to her...She tells her no, she doesn;t think she and Bill have much in common....



Tara goes to see Lafayette who gives her some vicotin and reefer and tells her everything gonna be alright. While Tara is there, she meets Lafayette's "house guest" in the shape of a state senator.... Who is sooooo not a Duke....



Sam is scanning the paper and finds out there is a local place that is going to serve cappuccinos and Sam idly wishes one of those bad ass Vampire killers like Buffy or blade would come and take care of Mr. Bill Compton....



Jason goes to Lafayette, determined to fix his little ED problem with some viagra. But Lafayette says he doesn't deal in that, but he has something that will work just as well...V...Vampire blood. It will cure what ails him...But it is like $500 for that bitty vial, and you only need a drop or two and Jason does not have a line of credit for that...So he offers to barter, by dancing in his underroos on Lafayette's website...He does, on a condition of anonymity....and Lafayette gives him a disguise....



Sookie goes up to Bill's house and takes a moment to do some day dreaming when the phone rings. It is Sam who wants her to go check on Dawn because she has over slept. She drives over and finds Dawn all spread out on the bed with fang marks on her shoulder and signs she has been strangled to death and Sookie screams....